Jokes about Canadians

A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?""Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave."Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade."

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Two Canadians are sitting in a bar, and getting bored. They decide to play 20 questions. The first Canadian tries to think of a word and after a little pondering comes up with the word: moosecock.
The second Canadian tries his first question, "Is it something good to eat?"
The first guy thinks a moment then laughs and replies "Sure, I suppose you could eat it."
The second Canadian says, "Is it a moosecock?

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Every nation in attendance at an international symposium on elephants had to deliver a report on the animals.
France's report: "The Love Life of an Elephant."
America saw the economic values in: "Raising Elephants for Fun and Profit."
Great Britain had their own unique view: "The Elephant and the British Empire."
The Canadian report was, of course, typically Canadian... "The Elephant: A Federal or Provincial Responsibility? "

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella in Toronto?Fo' Drizzle, Eh.

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A couple of small town Australians stop at the pub after work. They're enjoying their second round of pints when they notice a couple of out-of-towners come into the joint and sit at the bar.Being a friendly town, one of the Aussies decides to go see who these guys are. He heads up the to the bar and says "Excuse me, guys. You aren't from around here, are you? Where you from?""Saskatoon, Saskatchewan"The Aussie turns around and head back to his buddy at the table."So? Where are they from?""I don't know, but they don't speak any English."